The Appetizers

I personally don't know anyone that actually enjoys commercials. Now that there is DVR commercials are mainly a thing of the past. That is, unless you go see a movie. People make sure to get there early so they don't miss a single commercial. Hollywood as cleverly disguised these commercials and have called them "Trailers." I love movie trailers. It's the first look into that movie you heard about and kinda want to see. Now that you've seen the trailer, you either really want to see it, or now youre indifferent completely to the movie. I've gone to see so many movies I play "The Trailer Game" with anyone I go with. Starting at the beginning of each trailer, whoever can correctly name the movie first gets a point. Whoever has the most points once the movie starts, wins. What do they win? Nothing. That doesn't stop me from making sure I get every last point though. 

If you were to compare going to the movies like eating at a nice restaurant, the movie trailers would be the appetizers. You dont need to have the appetizers when you go eat, but you have a much better experience when you do order them.  Every week Michelle and I will tackle the new trailers that catch our eye. Drop a comment and let us know what you think of each one.


Monsters University (June 21)

Travis Tilton
Monsters Inc. has been, by far my favorite Pixar movie, ever. Every animated movie gets compared to Monsters Inc. and not one has taken the title away from MI. When I heard that there would be a sequal to Monsters 3 years ago I was elated to say the least. When I heard it was a prequel I was even more excited. I get to see how Mike and Sully met? I get to see them as teenagers!? Pixar is going to make Monsters University my new favorite animated film. Once the first trailer came out I thought it had legs. Seeing Mike as a disco ball was funny. Now that the full trailer is out, I'm very worried though. This seems like they put Mike and Sully in a script written for Jonah Hill. I don't see how this movie isn't going to be just like every other college movie out there. Please tell me I'm wrong Michelle. Tell me I'm missing something here.

Michelle Nugent
From this trailer I'm worried that Pixar is going to let me down. I was also excited when I first heard that there was going to be a sequel, but less excited when informed that it is in fact a prequel. One reason: Boo. I agree that this looks like it will just be like any other college film. Pixar has gotten rid of the part of the original that made it heart-warming and, in my opinion, gave us the funniest parts. I'm interested to see the full film, but I'm afraid that without our favorite little human it just won't be the same.

Would You Rather (Out now in limited release)

Michelle Nugent

First reaction: Wow, this looks really good.

I love Brittany Snow and just about every movie she is in. She is such a versatile actress and really gets into whatever character she is playing. And this time? Just how far will she go to save her brother's life?

This movie looks like another Saw movie with a twist. There is electrocution, blowing up body parts, and it looks like some other pretty sick things going on. I can't tell if I'm just curious to know what is going on or if I'm just crazy, but this trailer has me wanting more.

Travis Tilton
I'm glad you were paying attention to what was going on. My first reaction: Oh wow theres the girl from John Tucker Must Die. Second reaction: Oh theres the dude from My Name is Earl. Third: Theres that guy from Dollhouse, what has he been up to lately? Fourth: is that Sarah Tancredi's father? Yea he's the governor from the first season of Prison Break! It feels like all the actors went to the unemployment office and the producer of this movie was there waiting for them.

Edit: I realize that Brittany Snow is a legitimate actress. I was just trying to get my point across. That is all.

Big Ass Spider (March 8)

Travis Tilton
Well you gotta love when the director threatens you before the trailer even starts. Gotta love even more when you watch a trailer and think, "That can't be real." The best part, though, is when you see that little symbol with the four levels "SXSW" South by Southwest is one of the biggest film and music festivals in America. This movie will be there. The acting was bad, the graphics were worse, and lets not forget, its called BIG ASS SPIDER! (aka Mega Spider, of course) I give up, I'll go see it. There has to be a reason this was accepted by SXSW, I'll watch it... and i have a feeling I'll probably love it.

Michelle Nugent
Where are Mega Shark and Giant Octopus when you need them? This trailer has left me speechless. I may one day watch this movie and I doubt I will love it. Because really.. I'm the honest one here.

1D3D (August 30)

Michelle Nugent
How do you even review this? We just can't get enough of peeking into the lives of celebrities can we? And when I say "we" I don't include myself. I've never really understood these films of musicians lives. Back in my day, if you wanted to know EVERYTHING about a band you bought every magazine with them on the cover and read their bios. I don't want to dis One Direction, these kinds of films just aren't my thing.

Travis Tilton
But the 3D, multi-million dollar budgeted documentary of the artist(s)... im sorry "artists"... is this generations version of TigerBeat. Why spend 5 bucks for you and your friends can buy a magazine filled with all the "hot info of their celebrity crushes, when now, they can each spend $12.50 each to put on uncomfortable glasses to watch a semi 3D video that lasts and hour and twenty minutes long, so you can see what these guys do behind the scenes of their worldwide tour.(I'll go ahead and spoil it for you, they do dumb idiotic stuff like you and I would do.)

  I don't see how anyone over the age of 16 will enjoy this movie. This isn't going to win any sort of Oscar. But one thing I do guarantee, is that on the weekend this movie comes out it will be internationally the number 1 movie in America. Isn't that really all that matters? 1D3D will make an ungodly amount of money because as it shows in the trailer, 1D is world wide.

Netflix Review: What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Once upon a time, a great actor known as Johnny Depp played characters that weren't a human form of cartoons. Don't get me wrong, I loved Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and I am sure he will nail Tonto in the Lone Ranger as well, but it has been way too long since it seems like Johnny Depp has challenged himself dramatically. While watching "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" for the first time, I was reminded why Johnny Depp is known as such a versatile actor. The way Depp can show such a range of emotion in just his face and eyes is nearly unmatched by anyone.

Johnny Depp stars as Gilbert Grape lives in Endora, Iowa with his two sisters, mentally challenged brother and his five hundred pound mother. Gilbert, 24 years old, is starting to realize that he is stuck in this small town life. Caring for both his brother, Arnie, and his Momma, Gilbert gets very little time for himself. Watching Arnie is a 24/7 job since at any second he could be completely out of sight and you immediately assume the worst.  Gilberts "Momma," after years of letting go of herself, now weighs around 500 pounds never leaves the house let alone her couch. Gilbert works at the local grocery market in Endora. Gilbert says "Lamson's Groceries is where I work, Foodland is where everyone else shops." Foodland is the new supermarket that was built just outside of town. I personally enjoyed the similarities between Lamson's Groceries and Gilberts life. Just as Foodland has surpassed Lamsons in every way possible, leaving Lamsons a shell of what it once was, the same could be said for the way life has passed Gilbert now that he is forced to take care of his family. When asked if he ever shops at Foodland, Gilbert gives a quick sarcastic reply "I'd rather die." Though he was talking about Foodland, it seems that he also feels the same way for his life. His father committed suicide in their basement, his older brother moved away and is never seen in the movie. Because of this past, loyalty is everything to Gilbert, both on the giving and recieving end. He constantly hooks up with a bored housewife when he delivers her groceries. I really liked her response when he asked why she chose him to hook up with, "Because I knew you'd always be there. I knew you'd never leave." Gilbert probably wouldn't have even thought of leaving if it hadn't been for Becky, traveling in a camper with her mom, ends up in Endora when their truck breaks down. Becky and Gilbert bond and Gilbert sees what the world has to offer for him. With the weight of caring for Arnie and his mother becomes harder and harder to bear and with Becky showing the hope of what could be, Gilbert must decide just how much loyalty means to him.

While Johnny Depp was brilliant in this movie, Leonardo Dicaprio stole the spotlight. Leo played Arnie Grape, the mentally challenged brother of Gilbert, and demanded the viewers attention in every scene he was in. The range of emotions he showed in this movie is staggering. In my opinion this is the best work Leo has done to date. Darlene Cates played Momma  and though this is the first and only movie she's appeared in, she plays the part very well. Cates also, because of her weight, did not leave her home for five years and was featured on an episode of Sally Jesse Raphael. After Sally, Cates was approached to play Momma and took the chance. Since the movie, Cates has lost 250 pounds and hopes to start acting again in the future. (Full Story) A few other notable cast members were Juliette Lewis, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Kevin Tighe, and Mr. Density himself, Crispin Glover.

This movie was delightful and much better than I expected. Besides a few slow parts and couple minor things I wish they cleared up earlier in the movie, there is not much to criticize in this movie. Gilberts two sisters didn't show much character and were pretty bland, but to be honest, the movie wasn't about them so it was easy to look over. I highly recommend this movie to anyone.

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Superbowl Movie Trailer Reactions

World War Z

Travis Tilton
Not sure if this movie is about zombies or the dangers of shopping on black friday.

Justin O'Neil
Brad Pitt vs zombies who looks to be very good at rock climbing. I hope this does the book justice.

Matt Lansdale
This looks like the first zombie movie to have more than one person survive, finally! I'll give it a try.

Alex Resendes
Looks like the movie focuses on the downfall rather than the aftermath. 

Jeff Havens
If this trailer is any indication to the path this movie follows I will stay at home and read. Great book, awful film direction.


Lone Ranger

Travis Tilton
Jack Sparrow is back in Pirates of the Carribean 5! ...Ok I know this isn't Pirates but it seems pretty close. That kid is the new Dan Marino though, perfect throw from a moving train by a 12 year old kid to a guy on a horse. Oakland Raiders... we have your new quarterback!

Justin O'Neil
Johnny Depp as Tonto should be interesting. The last movie of this type Disney released was John Carter, which was somewhat disappointing. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Matt Lansdale
Johnny Depp is starting to have about one character. No thanks, Not interested. 

 
Alex Resendes
Looks like another movie where the character survives everything and executes everything he does flawlessly. But this time, Jonny Depp is his partner. Not too sure about this movie.

Jeff Havens

I'm a sucker for westerns; all of them. You can count me in but paint me skeptical.


Oz: The Great and Powerful

Travis Tilton
I don't think I could be excited for this movie even if James Franco cut off his arm in the middle of it. Why come out with something like this when Wicked is what we all want to see? 

Justin O'Neil
I like James Franco and I'm excited to see an Oz origin story. Having read The Lion of Oz and the Badge of Courage as a child, I'm interested to see what Sam Raimi will do with the world of Oz outside of Dorothy, Toto, and her musically inclined posse.

Matt Lansdale
Watching the Wizard of Oz as a kid makes me excited for this movie. I'm excited for the look of the whole thing. 

Alex Resendes
This looks like an interesting movie. Showing the origin of Oz and how he came to be. I think this movie will give another perspective to The Wizard of Oz like Wicked has.

Jeff Havens
This looks to somehow be a bigger waste of time than Franco's General Hospital experiment. Another poor movie justified by many due to presence of Mila Kunis.


Fast and Furious 6

Travis Tilton
ENOUGH ALREADY!.... I'll be the first to admit that Fast Five was very enjoyable, but did I just see a car lasso a plane and take it down? Then another car fly through the cockpit? Enough. No Mas. No.... Mas... 

Justin O'Neil
Well I suppose they had to give the Rock a second movie in the Fast & Furious series. I'm sure it will be lots of fun to watch, even if not very realistic.

Matt Lansdale
No. Just no...nothing about these racing movies excites me and it looks like they are really digging for plots here. Please no.

Alex Resendes
Previously on Fast and Furious, the gang has learned how to do everything under the sun using a car. But this time, they must learn how to drift... a tank!! With the story being completely like the other 5 stories, the gang must use their driving skills to defeat yet another gang with driving skills!

Jeff Havens
If only for once a year and for a couple hours I have to suspend vehicle reality and enjoy non stop action then so be it. Only flaw with this one is they did not learn from LOST and keep Michelle Rodriguez in the ground.


Star Trek Into Darkness

Travis Tilton
This movie looks better and better with every new trailer/poster that comes out. STID, though a very unfortunate acronym, looks to be a frontrunner for one of my favorite movies of 2013.

Justin O'Neil
BBC's Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch has become one of my new favorite shows, so I'm extremely excited to see him as (supposedly) Khan in the new Star Trek. I just pray Spock survives the movie...

Matt Lansdale
Didn't watch the first one and probably wont watch this one. I don't have anything against Star Trek, I just dont care. Don't beam me up Scotty. 

Alex Resendes
Looks like a great movie. Although why make the bad guy say that he's "better at everything?" Seems like a lame line to throw in there. But definitely interested!

Jeff Havens
Very intrigued and excited for this J.J. Abrams follow up to his first Star Trek film. However as a diehard Star Wars fan I'm more excited this will be the last for Abrams most likely.


Iron Man 3

Travis Tilton
Not a big fan of "here lets show you as little as possible and then have you visit our Facebook page to see the extended version." But then the first 5 minutes of the extended trailer is Robert Downey Jr. just staring into the camera. Completely worth it.

Justin O'Neil
Always ready to see Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark. Ben Kingsley as his villain, Don Cheadle as the War Machine, and blood leaking out of the Iron Man suit? Yes, please.

Matt Lansdale
Explosions. Guns. Air Force One blowing up. and Robert Downey jr. needless to say im pumped!

Alex Resendes
I am really excited for this movie. Although it looks like it might be a repetitive story, I've always been a fan of Iron Man. Looking forward to this!

Jeff Havens
As bad as the force fed second film was and lack of real depth I am terrified. Can Tony Stark redeem himself? This trailer does not do it for me yet....

The Rambling Review: Gangster Squad

           Howdy there! I'm Justin, and I'll be posting here on Simple Minded Movies from time to time. For all of you simple minded moviegoers who may want to go a little deeper into the heart and soul of the art of a film, my Rambling Review segment will be for you. I have a lot to say, and I'll try to make sense of it before I put it out to you guys, but if you like to read reviews on the longer side, you'll(hopefully) pick up what I'm putting down. Here's my first Rambling Review of the movie Gangster Squad:

         
           In the words of Sgt. John O'Mara,“Every man carries a badge”...For WWII veteran O'Mara(Josh Brolin), that badge is the city of Los Angeles. For retired boxer and crime lord Mickey Cohen(Sean Penn), that badge is a desire for money and power. For the writers of Gangster Squad's screenplay, however, that badge appears to be hastily written dialogue and mindless violence.

           Set in 1949 Los Angeles, Gangster Squad turns the City of Angels into a battlefield in which six savvy cops lay down their badges in an attempt to take down the untouchable and seemingly unstoppable mobster Mickey Cohen. Cohen is on a warpath and is set to take control of the US West Coast in typical mob fashion(paying off judges and cops, dealing drugs, and laundering lots of money). However, Sgt. John O'Mara is a cop who can't be bought, and makes this clear by taking down one of Cohen's crackhouses single-handedly. Taking notice of O'Mara's bravery, dedication, and military background(most of which he is not at liberty to discuss), Chief of Police Parker(Nick Nolte) recruits him to put a squad of officers together and wage an underground war against Mickey Cohen's empire.

           Much to the chagrin of his pregnant wife, Connie(Mireille Enos), O'Mara accepts. He then recruits 5 men: Sgt. Jerry Wooters(Ryan Gosling), Officer Coleman Harris(Anthony Mackie), Officer Max Kennard(Robert Patrick), Officer Navidad Ramirez(Michael Pena), and Officer Conway Keeler(Giovanni Ribisi). These men are to leave their badges at home and put their lives on the line to take down Mickey Cohen, and stop his plan of creating a central book in Los Angeles. Will they succeed? Will they all perish in the attempt? Regardless, there will be gunfire and explosions aplenty, as well as plenty of awkward scenes between the fiery redheaded Emma Stone and the hard-bodied, sharply-dressed Ryan Godling, er, Gosling(Who raised his voice an octave in anticipation of his role in this movie).

           Before I begin my review, I will say that I was excited to see this movie. With a strong cast including Josh Brolin, Nick Nolte, and Giovanni Ribisi, as well as the director of Zombieland, Ruben Fleischer, at its helm, I was expecting interesting, if not good, things. I saw the preview for Gangster Squad just after seeing Lawless in theaters last year, which was a movie set in the 30's that I very much enjoyed. As Lawless was a movie about moonshine runners, I was eager to see a movie from a similar era, but seen from the point of view of the law. Again, I was very excited for this movie.

           However, I walked out of the theater after Gangster Squad wanting...more. I felt unfulfilled after seeing this movie. When I go to the theater, I want to leave it with some part of the movie on my mind, be it a quote, or memorable scene, something I can put into my “mental scrapbook” of movies, as it were. But nothing in this movie stuck out to me. I didn't walk out repeating an inspiring quote to myself, or re-living an emotional scene in my mind. There was nothing to keep with me for for the future. I had a ticket stub and that was all.

           When I walk out of a movie feeling this way, I immediately know the problem. Bad writing. And in this movie, it was indeed bad. The dialogue was bland, and nothing the characters said left an impression on me. The scenes with dialogue between two people were just awkward(I'm looking at you, Gosling). Some of them barely contained any lines at all, and seemed to consist mostly of either someone taking a drag of their cigarette, or staring awkwardly into the distance.

           I realized looking back on this movie that there were a lot of action scenes, which, I suppose, is a great way to mask bad writing. If everyone is always shooting at each other, no one has time to talk. However, even the action sequences left me disappointed. There just seemed to be a lot of mindless shooting with no consequences, which, considering the leader of the squad is a special ops trained army veteran, didn't make a lot of sense to me.

           All of this, combined with Ryan Gosling's character choice to speak in falsetto the entire movie, left me disappointed in Gangster Squad. I wanted to leave this movie with my mouth hanging open, and wondering how they could have left me so speechless. Instead, I left it with my wallet hanging open, myself staring into it, and wondering why in the world I hadn't seen Django Unchained yet.

           I can't say this movie was good. However I can't say it was terrible either. I give props where props are due, and I have to give props to most of the cast for doing what they could with such a poorly written script. Josh Brolin played the badass ex-army vet very well, and though I've seen better out of Sean Penn, his role as the crime-lord/boxer was well cast. If you're planning on seeing this movie in theaters, I say wait until it's on Netflix, or you can see it somewhere cheap. There are other movies I would recommend spending twelve bucks on, such as Django Unchained or Silver Linings Playbook. Or if you're still in the mood for mindless gunfire, you could see The Last Stand.

           All in all, my policy on movies is that they are an art form, and you have to see one for yourself to decide what you think of it. Always remember that a review is nothing but that reviewers opinion, so you don't have to agree or disagree with every part of it. If you really wanna know how good or bad this movie is, go see it for yourself, and let me know what you thought.
          Thanks for reading my first rambling review, and until my next, happy viewing.

          

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Netflix Review: The Warriors

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CAN YOU DIG IT?!...... Well it would be easier with a shovel.

In a not so far future of New York City, a few hundred groups of guys get together to show off their abs, costumes, and to fight in a way that looks very close to dancing. I just have to wonder how cold they get in the winter.

In all seriousness, The Warriors start off with Cyrus, the leader of the largest gang of New York, gathering all the other gangs of NYC together to propose a city wide truce. Cyrus exclaims that as one large gang, all 60,000 of them could control the city. Nothing would happen in the city without them letting it happen and, best of all, the cops couldn't do a thing, as there are at the most 20,000 of them. During this announcement, Cyrus is shot and killed, everyone panics and scatters. With in the commotion The Warriors are blamed for his death, and now have to travel back home with every gang in NY trying to kill them. Will they make it home? Will they even survive? Will any of them find a shirt to put on?

It's easy to see that The Warriors is a classic cult movie. The style, plot, and storyline is very polarizing. You'll either love it or hate it. Now with every rule there is an exception to the rule that further proves the rule. With that, I was indifferent to the movie. If i was around in 1979, I could see myself there at the midnight premiere, in costume, and not able to shut up about the movie for months. This movie was a first of its kind. The style, the feel, all around atmosphere all started with The Warriors. Unfortunately, being a movie buff that put off seeing this movie for years, I've seen this all before. Nothing really surprised me and nothing made me think "this is amazing!" I still  should say this movie was very well done. When I first heard of this movie I imagined "West Side Story without singing." I was wrong. As I heard more about the movie and what I was missing, I imagined a movie Double Dragon style, a few guys moving through a city beating up anyone that tries to stop them and not moving on until every gang member in that level is defeated. I was wrong on that one too. Early into the night all of the Warriors get split up and have to fend for themselves, all of them running into different types of challenges.

I had a hard time figuring out how to finish this review. The Warriors is a movie that is difficult to sum up with a few sentences. The characters, the plot, the meaning is all too complicated to understand without just seeing it for yourself. This is a movie that sets in, that stays with you. Scenes easily play over in your head hours after the movie is over. This classic is a first of its kind and well worth watching.

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Jack Reacher

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Tom Cruise is still looking for the truth, even after Jack Nicholson has warned against it.
Jack Reacher is a former Army detective, who after serving a great portion of his life to the service disappears in America and hasn't been heard tracked down for years. He rises up out of the shadows when former Army Sniper James Barr is arrested for shooting and killing five random people in downtown Pittsburgh. Reacher has a history with Barr and wants to make sure Barr is locked up for good. (I resisted the urge to say "put Barr behind bars") Once Reacher gets to Pittsburgh, much to his surprise, he finds out that Barr asked for him by name. Unfortunately Reacher can't ask him why because of a coma, and the only thing that is keeping him from disappearing again is Barr's attorney Helen. She is fighting to give Barr a fair trial, because her dad, the district attorney, is doing everything he can to put Barr to death. Add a few plot twists, car chases, street fighting, and more Tom Cruise one-liners than Jerry Maguire, and you get Jack Reacher.

 It's easy to say that Jack Reacher tried to put more twists into this movie than a Twizzler. It's easy to get away with this in a book because there is more material to surround the twists. It's easier to add depth to the characters that these plot twists and cover ups happen to. Jack Reacher never really had any flow to its storyline. You never get to see any personal storyline for Jack Reacher, you get a nice list of his accomplishments, but that's about all you get as far as knowing who Jack Reacher is as a person. Reacher was presented more as a machine than a person. There was never any doubt that things would wrap itself up in a nice little bow throughout the movie because Reacher was presented without any weakness. The fighting and shooting scenes were nice and well choreographed and they were mainly the highlight of the movie. The car chase is  the climax point of the movie. When Jack Reacher gets set up for a murder, he gets chased down by the police while also chasing the guys that set him up. The ending of the chase is also the most memorable. Reacher turns onto a street, slows the car to a roll and steps out of the car. He slowly walks over to a group of people waiting for the bus. Suddenly cop cars and helicopters swoop in and surround the now empty car. The group of people help surround this stranger they don't know and one man even gives Reacher his baseball cap to better hide himself. Welcome to Pittsburgh! As the police surround the empty car the bus fills and drives off...... Am I the only one who doesnt see how, in any way, the police would let that bus go anywhere? Yes, its meant to be a funny scene where Reacher gets out of the grasp of the cops but could they have found a better way of doing it? Couldn't it have been a little more believable?

 Tom Cruise played Jack Reacher well. As stated before, you don't really know who Reacher is through out the movie, but Tom gave us the little emotion needed for his character. There were only two supporting actors worth mentioning in this movie, Jai Courtney and Robert Duvall. Jai Courtney plays Charlie the cold hearted killer that sets up Barr. Jai is a new face and seems to have the demeanor to really break out as the next action star. Robert Duvall is the most experienced actor in this movie and he does a great job with the little screen time he has. Duvall plays Cash, a former Marine who runs a shooting range that Barr and Charlie went to every weekend. Duvall plays this character naturally and I might be biased, but he does the best job out of everyone in the movie. Also I'd like to point out this is the first time both Robert Duvall and Tom Cruise has shared the screen since Days of Thunder. I really have nothing to add to that, I just liked that movie.

 Also Tom Cruise is known for always having one scene where he runs with with absolute no abandon. If you don't believe me I have proof. Sadly you wont see an intense running scene in this movie. If there was a scene where Tom Cruise ran  intensely, this movie would have gotten a full point higher grade from me.

 This movie had quite a bit of downfalls. If you're looking for a brainless action movie and you dont care about acting or a plot, this movie is for you. For the rest of you, look elsewhere.

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Netflix Review: Take Me Home Tonight

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A classic 80's movie... if it was filmed 25 years ago.

Take Me Home Tonight is a salute to the look and feel of every Brat Pack 80's movies that are just as loved now as they were 20+ years ago. To ad lib my favorite movie of all time, this movie has everything; 80's music, gorgeous women, lies, lies to cover other lies, drugs, sex, grand theft auto, dance-offs, sarcasm, trampolines, getting arrested, drinking, that guy who takes his guitar to the party, way too many popped collar polos, someone inside a huge metal ball as it rolls down a hill, true love, everything.

Topher Grace stars as Matt Franklin, brainiac MIT graduate who moves back home and instead of progressing his career, he decides to just work at Suncoast Video until he knows what to do with the rest of his life. Anna Faris plays his fraternal twin sister, Wendy. Dan Fogler plays Matt's best friend Barry. Matt finds out that his high school crush, Tori Fredericking (Teresa Palmer) and decides that this nights Labor Day party might finally be his "in" with her that he has been looking for since he saw her. Their first conversation he lies to her and tells her he works at Goldman Sachs. That lie gets the ball rolling with more lies that make him spiral hard and fast into some deep water that he won't get out of safely. The chemistry between Topher Grace and Teresa Palmer was not only believable but seemed very heartfelt. It had a true sense of a guy getting to know a girl he has idolized for a long time. He realizes she isn't the goddess he has made her out to be, and likes her even more for it. I was impressed with the sibling chemistry between Topher and Anna Faris. There were some cheesy "twin" moments between the two of them, but the one scene that I enjoyed the most was their conversation after the marriage proposal. In this scene Matt is at a complete standstill in his life, while Wendy has already planned on moving in with her douche boyfriend (Chris Pratt) and now is engaged to him. Matt warns Wendy she is making a huge mistake and she needs to get out of this stupid decision she has made and be honest with her boyfriend. Wendy comes back with a few words saying how at least she is making decisions and he is the last person to talk to her about honesty. This seemed to be one of the most heartfelt and on point scenes of the movie. Dan Fogler steals the show as the "chubby" best friend, who lost his job as a car salesman on that same day. He seemed to be a depressing character at first but shines once he finds a bag of cocaine in the car they steal. Fogler does a great job with this Barry. I've always seen him as a fat actor who is taking all the roles that Jack Black is either too old for or turned down. While this character is no different, I had a sense that Mr. Black couldn't have done any better than Dan Fogler did.

The moral of this movie (because as an 80's coming of age movie, you have to have a moral) is that you have to take a shot in life. Even if you don't know where to aim, just start shooting. Though I wouldn't rank it higher than the other iconic 80's movies like The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Pretty in Pink, it's not that far behind. I would encourage to give this movie a shot and at the very least allow yourself to sink back into the good ole days of 1988.

Also vote for which movie you want me to watch on Netflix next. I have chosen three movies currently streaming and I'll give the movie with the most votes by midnight Monday a review.

Simple Minded Podcast

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Follow @SMindedMovie For my first podcast Rian, Van Fantom, and I discuss the best and worst of movies in 2012. We also take a look at what we are excited to see in 2013. We are planning on doing a podcast every week so give us some feedback on what you think of our first one.

We are also doing a poll for a new segment I'm bringing in on the blog. Netflix review! Every week I'll review a movie that is current streaming on Netflix. Soon I will have the review up of "Take Me Home Tonight." Starting next week you choose what I will review. I have three movies you can select from. I have not seen any of these three yet and will watch and put up a review of the one that recieves the most votes.

Warm Bodies

Follow @SMindedMovie Just your classic story of Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was an undead lurker and Juliet thinks Romeo will try to eat her brains for half the movie.

Before now every zombie movie had one common similarity, you kill zombies and don't let them eat you. Though Warm bodies is not the first movie to do this, it was certainly the best movie I've seen that portrays the zombie apocalypse from the eyes of the zombie. It's pretty easy to pick up that this is a modern undead retelling of Romeo and Juliet. The main zombie doesn't remember his name, all he can remember is that it starts with "R" (like Romeo). Julie (very close to Juliet) is the main counterpart of this romantic comedy. If you are still not convinced this is a retelling of Romeo and Juliet, the balcony scene removes all doubt.

The cast is really what brings this undead movie to life. Nicholas Hoult play's the main zombie "R" and is very believable as a zombie with a heart. Theresa Palmer plays Julie and R's love interest. I was a little upset that John Malkovich didn't get as much screen time as Julie's father and avid zombie hunter General Grigio. The parts of the movie that Malkovich was in, were great, but I felt that in order to really understand and feel his hate for zombies we could have used just one more scene to experience his backstory. The real gold in this movie were from the other supporting actors. Analeigh plays Nora, Julie's best friend,  and does a great job in bringing a spice of life to the human side of the storyline when the focus was mainly on the zombies. Rob Corddry plays "M" the best friend of R and quite honestly steals the show with his one-liners. At first all the zombies could only grunt, but as the movie progresses so does the language of the zombies. Rob Corddry, with his comedic style and timing takes what could have been a mediocre character and made him unforgettable.

Though Warm Bodies is a zombie movie don't expect "Dawn of the Dead" or even "The Walking Dead" type of gore and violence. This movie has more of a focus on the love story than the gore. Many of the basic "rules" of zombie movies aren't kept with Warm Bodies. I was troubled with this at first then quickly realized how ridiculous I was by being upset about not following the same guidelines as everyone else does with a fictional genre.

Through the months of January and February there will be many movies coming out that will just not be that great at all. When you find a movie within that time that is actually watchable, let alone enjoyable, take advantage of it. If you are interested in a movie with a good amount of comedy and heart, this movie is for you. Follow @SMindedMovie on Twitter Like Simple Minded Movies on Facebook Also I'll be putting out a monthly Podcast all about movies starting some time next week. So keep an eye out for that as well.

Promised Land

Follow @SMindedMovie Promised Land Jason Bourne takes on Jim Halpert in a thrilling showdown where the lives of a small farming town are at stake. I go to the movie theater quite a bit; with a friend or two; with a huge group of people; even by myself. Sitting in a dark room, my soft drink awaiting my grip in the cup holder, popcorn in my lap as it slowly empties. Leaving my world behind as I get pulled into the excitement waiting for me on the other side of the screen. While I've watched so many movies this past year Promised Land has been one movie that seems to sneak in to every set of previews. At first the movie didn't seem very interesting beyond the point that Matt Damon and John Krasinski were starring in it. One thing that always caught my eye was "From the Director of Good Will Hunting." The first few times I watched this preview, Good Will Hunting was in my Netflix instant queue and had yet to be watched. Once I took the time to cross Good Will Hunting off my "you gotta see that" list, I had a new passion to see this movie. Rafer Guzman of Newsday says Promised Land was "A well-intentioned look at a fraught issue, but the Damon-Krasinski screenplay ultimately opts for Hollywood oversimplification." (full review here)  If you had to read over the word fraught a few times and thought to yourself whether that is a made up word or not, it means its loaded. I believe what Mr. Guzman is trying to say here is that for such a loaded issue such as fracking, this script, and ultimately, this movie was way too simple to really handle the grand picture of what fracking really is. Thank you, Mr. Guzman, will you be telling me that  Little Big League is too simple of a movie for me to really grasp what it's like managing a Major League Baseball team? Of course the script for Promised Land is simple, its made with the thought in mind that not everyone going to see it will have a Major in Agricultural Science. If, after watching the movie, people want to research what is really going on with fracking, they can do that on their own time. There is no need to stretch a movie that is an hour and forty six minutes long, into a two and a half hour movie so everyone watching now knows the ins and outs of fracking.  This was not the movie I was hoping it would be. There were parts that dragged, parts that made very little sense, and a final twist that with modern technology, like the internet, never should have happened. On the other hand, the characters were warm and easily relatable. My favorite part in the movie was an angry speech Damon gave to a few drunk guys at a bar when his character was at his last straw. The emotion felt real enough to actually care with how the movie would end.  I've seen better movies. I've also seen much worse. If you have already watched the many great movies out right now and are looking for something to take up a few hours of your time, this would work fine for you.